March 06, 2004

Cap'n Crunch's Mustache

Um, this is weird. I never noticed it until about five minutes ago, but Cap'n Crunch has the most bizarre mustache ever. It's looks like two of the ghosts ("Boo") from SNES Super Mario World without faces are squishing his nose together. .. and he has absolutely nothing actually below his nose.

I thought for a little bit about trying to grow something like that, but I decided against it after testing out the new look in Photoshop first. Maybe it's just that pretending to look thoughtful doesn't go with a Cap'n Crunch mustache. I don't know. Maybe it does.

This shame will haunt me forever.