March 22, 2003

Seriously Dumb Captions

"Q: How do you turn 3 elephants into 6 upside-down elephants? A: I don't know. Ask the palm trees."

"The palm tree family decides to trade their three new elephants in for some older models."

"Mike, Bob, and Larry showed up only to discover that the party had started without them. So, they took their palm trees and went home."

"The center throws a vicious lead block, allowing the palm tree to cleanly split through the secondary."

"The six 'cool' elephants were rolling on the ground laughing when the geeks showed up with their OWN palm trees. One was overheard saying between laughs, 'Guys! They actually thought that you were supposed to BRING your own palm trees! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'"

"The changing of the guard at the elephant napping grounds."

"The elephant squadron pretends to be asleep in order to attempt to avoid detection by the armored palm tree unit."

"This is what happens when you try to sneak palm trees into the elephants-only club. Twice."

Okay, that's all I got for now... yeah.