February 22, 2003
One-upping Mesmer... but mostly sounding dumb.
Here's something better than Mesmer's Alanis Morisette Lyrics Generator, but also at Brunching: "I could destroy them with pretzels!" and A Review of Danger Signals.
I suppose it's a cheap shot at our friend Lavidas -- or "Ladidas" - or whatever -- but, quite frankly, I don't see anything funny about Alanis Morisette. She's a serious artist who should be taken seriously... (out of her misery, if you ask me.) Naw, just joshin'... she should be hung in public!
And... I have no idea what on earth that "Click the Cross" thing was, but it's strangely haunting. Just like the one and only ad I've seen for "Are You HOT?" ... Just a pair of boxers, shaking at the screen. I cannot escape it... and I have not returned to TV since that horrible, horrible day.












