Un-damn

Wowee. It turns out that my 5:01.5 mile time got me a spot in Districts. This gives me another shot to break 5:00. It also means that I have to run again. It hurts.

On a second note, I helped out running Special Olympics today. That was fun.

In other news, I suck at posting.

New Mariners Commercial: They SUCK

Hey, kids! Remember those great Mariners commercials of old! Well, the new ones kind of suck. I mean, they’re alright. They aren’t anywhere near as good as the ones from… 2001, was it? It was whatever year there was a telemarketer call to the pen with Gil Meche. I can’t remember them right now, but there were some really funny ones that year. I just wish I could remember them. Justin probably would remember.

[See the 2004 Mariners Commercials.]

The Second Most Disgusting Thing Ever

“What is the second most disgusting thing ever?” One might ask. If you mean as far as baseball news is concerned, let me help you out there. It would be this right here. This is the Second Most Disgusting Thing Ever. It looks like Javier Vazquez, my favorite baseball pitcher will be traded to those good-for-nothing Yankees.

“And what is the most disgustingest thing ever?” One might also ask. That, of course, would be the Yankess signing my favorite baseball player, Vladimir Guerrero, who happens to be a free agent this season.

Please, please, no. Please.

Okay — at first I

Okay — at first I was excited about this news — Sonics trade Payton to Bucks for Allen until I got down to the second paragraph! I cannot believe the Sonics got rid of Desmond Mason to get Ray Allen. I mean, I love Ray Allen. I was just about ready to eat a napkin when I saw that the Sonics were getting him for Payton, who I don’t care too much for. But… but… couldn’t they have kept Desmond? Crap!