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Saturday, March 22, 2003
[Seriously Dumb Captions]
"Q: How do you turn 3 elephants into 6 upside-down elephants? A: I don't know. Ask the palm trees."
"The palm tree family decides to trade their three new elephants in for some older models."
"Mike, Bob, and Larry showed up only to discover that the party had started without them. So, they took their palm trees and went home."
"The center throws a vicious lead block, allowing the palm tree to cleanly split through the secondary."
"The six 'cool' elephants were rolling on the ground laughing when the geeks showed up with their OWN palm trees. One was overheard saying between laughs, 'Guys! They actually thought that you were supposed to BRING your own palm trees! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'"
"The changing of the guard at the elephant napping grounds."
"The elephant squadron pretends to be asleep in order to attempt to avoid detection by the armored palm tree unit."
"This is what happens when you try to sneak palm trees into the elephants-only club. Twice."
Okay, that's all I got for now... yeah.
[Posted by Eric at 1:02 AM]
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Friday, March 21, 2003
[mathcaddy.com email, anyone?]
Anyone want a sweet @mathcaddy.com email address? It will forward it to your current email address. You can keep it *forever* ... or until I forget to pay for the site. I've got 4 left. Who wants one? Email me and be the first second to have a sweet "mathcaddy.com" email.
[Posted by adam.b at 1:44 PM]
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Thursday, March 20, 2003
[Optimus Prime in the National Guard??]
No, really. He is. Look.
[Posted by adam.b at 7:06 PM]
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["Uh... Elephants? Are you okay, elephants?"]
Here it is: mathcaddy.com's first "Funny Caption" contest. (With apologies/thanks to Dan for the idea.) I need a caption. Someone gimme a funny caption!
I have two so far...
Elementary Math Teacher: "Children, what do you get when you have three elephants and two palm trees and you add an arrow? Yes, Bobby?"
Bobby: "Um, six dead elephants?"
Teacher: "No, stupid. That's wrong. But it makes for a nice picture, doesn't it?"
"This is 22nd Elephant Infantry: We have six down elephants. Repeat: six down... requesting MedEvac unit and, um, other special military wordsies and thingsies."
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[Where is Raed?]
If you haven't had a chance to check it out yet, you should peek at "Where is Raed?" It's been climbing on Daypop.com's links for the last few days... It's much more interesting to hear the perspective of a guy waiting for the sky to rain bombs on the city he lives than to watch CNN's random crap cameras showing unintelligible explosions. If it's for real (and it sure seems to be), it's pretty darn interesting. If it's a (quite elaborate) hoax, they sure did a good job. The guy at least chose a clever name for an Iraqi citizen under siege... Salam Pax. (As most of you probably know, "Salaam" or "Salam" is Peace, in Arabic and "Pax" is Peace in Latin.) He does keep the posts coming ... and there is actually quite a bit of detail in some of them. But forget "Where is Raed?", I still can't figure out Who is Raed!?
Also up there in interest is Kevin Sites' site. I don't think the pun is intended, as his name really is Kevin Sites and he is a CNN correspondent who I believe I happened to see on the news a day or so ago.
[Posted by adam.b at 3:13 PM]
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[Checks and Unbalances]
So I had Adam order our last batch of checks (big mistake). When we got them, I flipped out like a Turkey doing the Duck Walk. The names on the upper left read:
Adam Brault
Dr. Kristi Brault
Master Batman Brault
Thats not all. They have the cougar logo on them (so they cost extra). He could not find the slogan "Go Cougs!", so he used a slogan called "Ramblin' Wreck."
To make matters worse, even though we are planning on moving in the next few months and our address is going to change, he ordered 4 boxes of these checks. That's like 500 checks! I'm going to have to use these things forever!
So, if we ever have to write any of you a check, DON'T LAUGH, I've gotten enough wierd looks.
I'm not really mad at him, I thought it was kind of funny (after I got over the initial shock).
Adam's note: Check out the checks here.
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Sunday, March 16, 2003
[Here I am]
This wasn't the aformentioned picture so while that gets developed, here is one which was taken at the show by the TSG webmaster of which includes me standing right in the middle, or slightly off right of the drummers head. Anyone who knows me can tell Im the tall dude with the big head on the right not the left.
[Posted by A2 D2 at 11:46 PM]
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[something quite wrong]
Want to hear some good things check out The Music, especially "The Dance". Muy Bueno.
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[English Sans French]
Look here for a rather interesting commentary on the whole "freedom toast" issue.
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[Making us feel safer]
It may just be that I find this cripplingly funny because it's my in-law's dog. Or perhaps it has some authentic humor. You decide. Meanwhile I'll be sewing my gut back together.
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