Archive for December, 2004

Top 5 Posts for 2004

Friday, December 31st, 2004

Here are the top five posts from the past year, selected by a committee of… well, of one. But at least it’s an impartial committee!

  • #1: The (Bizzarely) Illustrated Ten Commandments
    Funny as heck. I’m still laughing about this.

  • #2: American Media is Broken
    Don’t get me started on something I’m passionate about. Because I won’t shut up. This post wins the filabuster award. But more than that, it was a disturbingly pleasurable return to writing with actual research involved.

  • #3: Mathcaddy Radio Session 5: All Time Favorites
    Here’s a great example of why I have invited my cousin Steve to join Mathcaddy Radio as a co-host. He just makes the show more lively. This was also a great post because I still consider it to be the best Radio Session yet, content-wise. As one reader pointed out, however, how can you go wrong with all-time favorites?

  • #4: Adventures in Guitaring
    This was a fun little history to try and make interesting. I enjoyed writing it.

  • #5: “Angel Pumping Gas”
  • Not so much a great post as it was an incredible demonstration of human nature. Plus the sheer weight of the comments is tilting the entire website.

    My Dad’s Sirius About His Radio… I’m retarded

    Thursday, December 30th, 2004

    A couple of months ago, my Dad got a new Explorer with Sirius Satellite Radio installed. Being a music junkie and an open critic of today’s radio, I have been interested, but skeptical. Whether you go with XM or Sirius, you’re still looking at corporate hijacked music, just like (almost) any FM or AM band radio station.

    A few things stood out to me right away. First, there is a “New/College Radio” channel called “Left of Center”. This is somewhat amusing because while “College Radio” has become almost a category of music on its own, it gets its name from the fact that such stations are broadcast by colleges. This one breaks from that mold in that it’s not. At all.

    Despite the fact that these “stations” have enormous playlist possibilities at their fingertips, most of of the ones playing anything new seemed to have the same small rotations that any Clear Channel station would have. I don’t know if someone left the payola button on “repeat”, but I heard Straylight Run’s song, “Existentialism on Prom Night”, no fewer than seven times in two days on three different channels.

    The Sirius DJs are fairly interesting and incredibly professional. Some are a little weird, though. Like the “College” station DJ playing on Wednesday who came on in a cheerful sounding sing-song rant on her life. (Her cadence was much like that of the opening cheer routine in the movie “Bring it On!”) “Hi! I’m Jewish! I’m 32 and Single! I’ll be alone on New Year’s Eve! I’m never getting married! I’m never having children! So how’s your week going?” Strange, indeed. But she was pretty funny.

    It was interesting to get to hear satellite radio only after becoming a regular podcast listener. There were several songs played on Sirius that I first heard on podcasts. MC Lars - “Signing Emo”, the Dears - “Lost in the Plot”, and some Andrew Vladeck, among a great many others. Every time I heard a track from a podcast, I would excitedly inform the other folks riding in the car, who quickly pointed out just how much I was boring them.

    As professional as some of these DJs sounded, they really don’t hold a candle to Funtime Ben (and Josiah!) at Tracks up the Tree, Jason Evangelho at Insomnia Radio, or RadioZoom’s John. There’s really something to that “amateur magic” that makes podcasting insanely addictive. When “real” people are not paid to play something, but are taking their time to speak with self-inspired enthusiasm about music they are genuinely excited about.

    And speaking of money, I would guess you’ve heard satellite radio plugged as “commercial free”. Um, kind of. The music stations are commercial free, but the branded talk stations seem to have missed that memo. So don’t worry, Fox News listeners, you can still look forward to hearing Sean Hannity hock Whose-it’s Whats-its. (Thankfully, I’m not a regular Fox News listener. I would probably start chewing on my steering wheel if I had to listen to Mr. “Let Freedom Ring” himself sell diet pills and eggnog substitute.)

    While listening to the huge number of stations, I found myself in Distractionville. (It’s just outside of Coverville.) Every time a song came on that I didn’t want to hear, I would skim the thirty channels that sounded interesting, looking at the display as I did. (The display shows the artist and track title of each song playing as you turn the dial to each station.) In order to read what was playing on each station, my eyes were taken off the road - the dark, icy road - and down toward the display, located at cupholder level. I think it would be safe to say that satellite radio would probably get me killed.

    The wrap: Is Sirius for you? I have no idea. Why are you asking me? Oh. Sorry. You didn’t ask, did you… Well, I’d say if you like “less talk and more rawk” and don’t mind getting the extra gear, it’s probably a pretty good bet. I know my folks really like it. Me? I’ll stick with podcasting. Infinitely superior in practically every way. Siriusly.

    And I’m done with puns.

    Oh yeah — here’s a sampling of some of the music that I first discovered on Sirius that I liked, along with which channel I heard it on. One station I enjoyed immensely was “Folktown”. Newer Folk music is probably my favorite style, but it’s just about impossible to hear on the radio. I really liked what I heard on this channel. If it was new, I liked it. And the classics were good to hear as well. Don’t be stunned if some of it shows up on a future podcast.

  • Lowen & Navarro - “If I Was the Rain” (Folktown)
  • Keren Ann - “Not Going Anywhere” (Folktown)
  • Kasabian - “L. S. F.” (Alt Nation)
  • Adam Green - “Jessica” (Left of Center)
  • iTunes DRM Attacks Puppies, Kittens, and Small Children

    Thursday, December 30th, 2004

    Usually when Cory Doctorow writes about how much he hates DRM, I say, “Keep preaching, Cory.” I mean, I can’t stand DRM (digital rights management) or even the thought of someone taking away my media rights just because I’m using a digital instead of analog medium, but I’ve never seen it as potentially crushing. More irritating than anything else.

    Until last week, when on two different accounts, I was kept from using music purchased through the iTunes Music Store when and where I wanted to.

    The first incident: After becoming addicted to the song, I bought Styx’s “More Love for the Money” in the iTunes store about three weeks ago. Being a neurotic listener, I wanted to hear that song everywhere I went. The most regular places I listen to music are my iPod, my laptop, my home desktop computer, and my work desktop computer. I also have an ftp server set up on my home system dialed right into my iTunes directory so I can take my MP3 (and AAC) files with me wherever I use a computer. Since purchasing the song, I have probably used somewhere around forty different computers in the past year, and around eight to twelve on a consistent basis. Being the default IT manager, computer troubleshooter, graphic designer and software tutor for the church means that I use one here, one there, throughout the week.

    But here’s the rub. Somewhere within the past month, I licensed my fifth computer on the iTunes music store. I don’t know what computer it was. And that’s the whole problem. We have had about six systems go dead within the past year at the church. At least one of them - and perhaps more - was licensed to use songs from my iTunes account.

    I had recently had some complications in iTunes on my laptop (podcasting related) and I had completely uninstalled the app for some time. When I went to install it and use my tracks already sitting on the computer, already licensed to me, I couldn’t play them. I was given iTunes’ “no more licenses” notice. I was then left guessing which computer could I take away a license from. “No problem,” I thought, “I’ve done this before. I’ll just take one of my other licenses off of one of the systems at the church.” And then it dawned on me. The only computers I knew of that were still licensed were my home computer and my work desktop. The other systems were either ones I had forgotten about or were dead!

    The second inicident: It was Christmas Eve and we were in the middle of a service. We were going to play a classical version of Ave Maria that we had purchased the previous year from the iTunes store. We had recently upgraded the sound booth CPU. Unfortunately for us, we had not tested out iTunes with purchased tracks yet. When we went to play them, we came across a similar issue.

    We couldn’t play the tracks because we weren’t licensed. And I couldn’t remove another license because either I couldn’t remember where else I had licensed them or else the computers that were licensed were dismantled.

    Look. Five computers sounds generous. It sounds like a lot of computers. But for anyone who just runs here and there on computers all day long, it’s nothing. I myself have five computers - either for work or home - let alone the fifteen at the church that I use on and off.

    Yes, I should have noted the systems I licensed, but Why on earth should I have to run an Excel spreadsheet to keep track of which computers I have played my music on?

    In conclusion: I’m done with the iTunes Music Store. End of story. I am buying CDs and sharing files. DRM, to me, is a joke. We are told, “You’re a thief” on one hand, but on the other hand, the only option we’re given when it comes to convenient digital music is a license.

    Here’s an idea. Let’s monopolize content. Then we’ll criminalize digitally what is commonplace analogically. And finally, we can hand the consumer a digital “license” instead of giving them what they thought they paid for when they clicked the deceptive “Buy Song” button. Oh wait, that’s already been done. Thanks, once again, to the miracle of fine print!

    There is a word in economics for powerful organizations who monopolize a desirable resource and use their force to manipulate:

    Rent-seeking.

    I’m not paying rent anymore for what I already own.

    MP3 Blogcasting

    Monday, December 27th, 2004

    So, Podcasting is great. It’s just plain fun to have great radio shows to go at your own leisure. And most folks who enjoy music podcasts also love MP3 blogs.

    But one thing I have wondered for a long time: Why aren’t there RSS enclosures in mp3 blog feeds?

    Now there are, thanks to FeedBurner, a tool that allows you to customize and rebuild any RSS feed, including add enclosures for multimedia links.

    Just take your favorite MP3 weblog’s RSS address and plug it in at FeedBurner, then select the SmartCast customization. (Don’t pick the SmartFeed add-on or it won’t work in your podcast software.) Then pick a name for your new feed and plug the address into your favorite podcast software.

    Mathcaddy Radio: Session 11

    Saturday, December 25th, 2004

    Many many thanks to my wonderful in-laws for a terrific Christmas present that was immediately put to use: A mini Behringer mixer and two condenser mics! Within an hour of stripping the boxes of their wrapping paper, I snagged my cousin, Steve (site formerly here), and we jammed out this Christmas edition of Mathcaddy Radio.

    Steve and I added a new section to the show: Interviews with Furniture! You’ll have to hear it to believe it. And then you’ll just think something is wrong with us. And you’ll probably agree that we’re not funny. Ever.

    Mathcaddy Radio: Session 11

  • 01: Hope of the States - “George Washington”
  • 02: Vetiver - “Amerilie”
  • 03: David Holmes - “7-29-04 the day of”
  • 04: All-Time Quarterback - “Plans Get Complex”
  • [24 MB MP3 :: 26 Minutes]

    Linkage & Namedrops

  • Barsuk Records
  • RadioZoom
  • Acts of Volition Radio
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    Mathcaddy Radio: Session 10

    Tuesday, December 21st, 2004

    And here is Mathcaddy Radio #10… what a landmark! Okay, so it’s pretty simple.

    This was perhaps the most hastily put together session ever. Except this time I actually listened to it before posting it. Many apologies to any of you who last week got a trashed audio feed in your podcasts!

    Mathcaddy Radio: Session 10

  • 01: Serge Gainsbourg - “Ballade de Melody Nelson”
  • 02: Lasgo - “Alone”
  • 03: M83 - “Run Into Flowers”
  • 04: Lemon Jelly - “The Staunton Lick”
  • 05: Death Cab for Cutie - “Blacking Out the Friction”
  • 06: Belle & Sebastian - “Piazza, New York Catcher”
  • [32 MB MP3 :: 35 Minutes]

    Linkage & Namedrops

  • Podcastalley.com
  • TwoEyes.org (Tony)
  • Bandtrax
  • Insomnia Radio
  • Tracks Up the Tree
  • RadioZoom
  • Coverville
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    Merry Christmas! (from Adam & Kristi, Not PayLess)

    Tuesday, December 21st, 2004

    Here’s to hoping that you are enjoying this Christmas season. Kristi and I had some fun sledding yesterday with the college group we lead, Velocity. The snow was rock-hard ice-coated, but it was still a blast. Plus, I made the overwhelmingly embarassing mistake of thinking that Spout Springs was in Washington State, when it’s an hour past the state line. I was almost tackled for pumping my own gas. After I read the $50+ total on the pump, I really wished someone would have tackled me. Boy, I’m glad I don’t own a Suburban. I do wish I owned a sense of geography. Maybe you have one I could borrow.

    Tinker et al. v. Des Moines (1969)

    Saturday, December 18th, 2004

    Excerpts from the Supreme Court decision reprinted for the courtesy of readers unaware:

    “In our system, state-operated schools may not be enclaves of totalitarianism. School officials do not possess absolute authority over their students. Students in school as well as out of school are ‘persons’ under our Constitution.”

    “First Amendment rights, applied in light of the special characteristics of the school environment, are available to teachers and students. It can hardly be argued that either students or teachers shed their constitutional rights to freedom of speech or expression at the schoolhouse gate.”

    “That they are educating the young for citizenship is reason for scrupulous protection of Constitutional freedoms of the individual, if we are not to strangle the free mind at its source and teach youth to discount important principles of our government as mere platitudes.”

    If a school is enraged with a student, but does not punish them, wouldn’t you go ahead and guess that student was right? Wouldn’t you assume that student crossed no bounds? I would.

    Steve Geluso v. Richland High School English Dept.

    Tuesday, December 14th, 2004

    On the evening of Sunday, December 5, I was with my cousin Steve, my brother Justin, and our friend Craig, enjoying some relaxing sound boothery at our church. We were running lights, sound, and graphics for that evening’s Night of a Thousand Candles service.

    The mood was suddenly shattered as Steve’s dad, my Uncle Pat, approached the sound booth with a calm, but distressed look on his face.

    “Make this call before 9:30,” Pat said, handing Steve a note with a phone number and the name of his English teacher. I offered Steve my cell phone and he took it. He was back within a matter of minutes.

    “I failed my exit exam,” Steve said.

    And thus began a one-week drama that featured a two hour after school student-teacher debate, Internet hijinx, and an increasingly entrenched group of Richland High School educators buried in email from all over the Internet.

    The controversy involved?

    Steve wrote a “compare and contrast” essay distinguishing piracy from stealing.

    Sidenote: Piracy/File-sharing is most certainly a sticky subject. I’ve found that people for whom the Internet is wholly integrated into their lifestyle hold very different opinions on this subject than those who use the Internet as a tool or not at all. It’s typically easier for the uninformed to cry “moral relativism!” than it is to do a little reading.

    The essay has its shortcomings, as Steve himself is quick to point out, but it incorporates research and anecdotes, as well as a creative mathematics illustration. (You can read the essay here, transcribed as it was written, with all spelling mistakes, and including the grading rubric and the 3×5 note card that was returned to him from the English Department’s review of the grading.)

    As he normally does, Steve posted the details on his web site. After his unsuccessful attempt to get the English Department to reverse his grade, I decided to get a little more proactive on his behalf, writing up the following “news brief” detailing his plight and sending it out to the authors of several large weblogs. The only site that picked the story up was boingboing (which I won’t link to because it’s been pointed out that their site contains pornographic ads.)

    Piracy vs. Stealing: Teacher Fails “A” Student for Topic Choice

    Sixteen year-old Steve Geluso was failed by his English teacher for choosing to distinguish piracy from stealing in an essay.

    Geluso, an ‘A’ student, recently completed an in-class exit exam for his Language Arts class. The goal of the exit exam was to write a comparative essay on a topic of the student’s choice. Being a student who enjoys a challenge, he wrote an essay contrasting piracy with stealing.

    His teacher failed him, saying there was no difference between the two and that he was “splitting hairs”. Other teachers who read his essay said that he did well from an organizational and technical standpoint, but because his teacher felt that there was no difference between piracy and stealing, she gave him an ‘F’ because she disapproved of the content of his essay.

    I must point out that it’s very easy for me to understand the opinion of Steve’s teachers, who are most likely light Internet users and are probably unaware of the side of this debate that isn’t holding the bullhorn. I actually have great compassion for the Richland High English Department. The world is changing in ways they can’t understand and it must be very frustrating to be flooded with emails telling you you’re wrong.

    Having been asked by Steve and his parents to join him tomorrow afternoon for a meeting with his principal, I would like to lay out the argument I have prepared on behalf of Steve.

    The Case

    This is an issue I am very passionate about. (Passionate enough about it that I came a few inches from being an Intellectual Property lawyer instead of a pastor.) It would be easy for me to get into discussing copyright and the RIAA. But this would be a major mistake. The issue It isn’t really about the content of Steve’s paper.

    To me, there are just a few real issues at stake here. Past all the
    emotional argument that has obviously arisen, there are just a few
    questions that need to be answered in order to resolve all of this.

    Question 1: Did the paper meet the requirements of the assignment?

    One teacher’s note read, “Student is capable of writing an essay - C/C.” Assuming that “C/C” stands for “compare / contrast”, we already have one admission within the RHS English Department that Steve met the goals of the assignment.

    In an article titled, The New Accountability, Professor John Lovas of De Anza College questions the graders’ application of the rubric.

    “Of course,” Lovas says, “the key in fair scoring is not just a clear rubric, but well-trained readers who consistently score to the rubric, not to their own preferences or ideologies. That’s where the readers seem to have gone wrong, since they don’t apply the features of the rubric in making the judgment about the paper.”

    There are no fewer than half a dozen other teachers or college professors who have either in email, on their weblogs, or in comments to Steve’s site, expressed similar opinions.

    But was it a distinction that had value in being made? Was it truly just “splitting hairs”?

    One teacher took issue with the grader’s point that Steve’s essay was “splitting hairs”, saying, “This point is irrelevant here: Isn’t splitting hairs one of the ways our understanding of our world can be advanced? Most academic papers are hair splitting definition arguments!”

    Question 2: Was Steve’s distinction appropriate in any sense?

    If anyone, anywhere, had ever made a sliver of distinction between piracy and stealing, it would have been appropriate.

    If the grader(s) were more informed, he/they would have been aware that Steve makes the same distinction that a prominent Supreme Court case does. See Dowling v. United States, 1984 - “(copyright infringement) does not easily equate with theft, conversion, or fraud… The infringer invades a statutorily defined province guaranteed to the copyright holder alone. But he does not assume physical control over copyright; nor does he wholly deprive its owner of its use.”

    Were there a few other people who had described piracy and stealing as different from each other, Steve would have pretty fair grounds upon which to say he had a right to do so as well. But when the Supreme Court makes the same distinction he does, there can be no question.

    Question 3: Was the paper in violation of school policy?

    The school has no policy against writing on a controversial subject or a topic that teachers disagree with.

    The school district does have a policy against advocating a violation of the law. However, there is absolutely no advocating here. Steve never suggests he is engaging in piracy, nor does he call for others to engage in it. He suggests that the music industry allow piracy as it may actually help them. His paper is comparing and contrasting two things and he sticks to doing just that.

    Question 4: Was Steve’s response to his grading in violation of school policy?

    Richland High does not have policies that attempt to regulate what a student does with his personal web site.

    One of the significant complaints made against Steve has been about his decision to the post his teachers’ email addresses. There are no visible student policies against the republication of teacher’s email addresses. They are already public on the school web site.

    In Sum

    As these questions have illustrated, it is crystal clear that the Richland High School English Department owes Steve an apology for failing his first exit exam and any decision to reprimand him for the large number of emails sent to them on his behalf would be wholly without base.

    One final note: Although it’s sort of irrelevant, something significant just occurred to me.

    This was, I believe, an honors English class. Why in the world, in a 10th grade Honors English are students still forced to write standardized moronic five paragraph essays and taking pass-fail exit exams on them?

    With the exception of having to learn “T-R-I paragraphs” in 9th grade, I stopped writing formulaically in about 5th grade, thanks to some great writing teachers I had who made the goal to teach writing by helping us learn to write about things that were interesting to us.

    I’m sure Richland’s teachers are sadly pressured by WASL testing to pump out students that can nail the WASL rather than learn to love writing, discover their voice, and get grammar, style, and citation coaching along the way.

    Standardization is to education what “one size fits all” is to things that are, uh, more than one size.

    I Walked on Water… I Think I Can Walk to the Door

    Thursday, December 9th, 2004

    In one of his forty-eight dozen interviews about The Passion of the Christ, Mel Gibson said there have been more than a hundred films made about the life of Jesus. I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that these didn’t crack the top ten.

    Voicing over the original dialogue, Klauss Vlaudenhoover (not his real name… okay, it is) took some pretty poor Jesus films and turned them into comedy gold! At least bronze.

    For those of you about to be mildly offended, take note that a church used these in a series on the life of Jesus to portray classic stereotypes about him. And for those of you who are dissuaded because they were used in church, take note that my sides hurt.