First of all, thanks to everyone for signing the guestbook. I’ll make sure that’s one of the first things Tamlyn learns to read. Maybe. In any case, today I tried to sign up for poor people’s healthcare for kids. It turns out that every state has a program for the poor (me) that covers all the medical bills of children up until the age of 18. No, I fib, up until 5. The catch?? You have to be poor. Not just poor guys, poooooor. Like, making $1200 a month with a wife, a newborn, and rent at $900, insurance at $100, telephone … ya, poor. But dammit, my kid’s gonna have the best looking teeth and skin your money can buy. Seriously though, thanks to everyone for paying their taxes. Some of that money is used for the forces of good. Captain Poverty out.

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