Dan — did you have a kid yet? Is it weird? Where are you? Have you been Southernized yet?

While Steve is still honing his stick figure animation skills, check out what these guys did with Fatboy Slim’s “Weapon of Choice” video featuring Christopher Walken from a couple years ago. (Note: this is not as funny or impressive if you haven’t seen the original video, which also happens to be funny and impressive.)

Some one had to break the silence. So withour further adue, I give you the SUPER ROTATING MAN!!!
UBER ROTATION.swf

N/A = uncreative

Here is the intro that some of my friends and I are going to be using for our new awesome pirate movie called Hitler of the Seas. And yes, I do admit that i am just taking advantage of mathcaddies resources just so that I can send my friends to this site to see it, but its my second flash project in one day!

pirate intro.swf

I have had some complaints of this not working, so i downdated it to Flash plasyer 5, hope this fixes things. I went ahead and left the old link above for testing purposes.

pirate intro 2.swf

I have really started to get serious about working with Macromedia Flash instead of Fireworks because Adam said so. After palying around with it for a few hours I have made my first Flash animation, I call it The Rotating Man!!

rotating man 2.swf

I was reading an article regarding such high increases in airport security that they are now man handling peoples laptop computers, MP3 players, and other electronic devices in search of potential bomb threats. The thing that stuck out most to me in this article was a quote from a friendly nerd named Robert Ferrell who said that “Most of us regard our computers as equivalent to members of the family, and some have even stronger feelings,” said computer security researcher Robert Ferrell. “I guarantee you that anyone who messes with my laptop without my express permission is in for a world of hurt.” Now that made me think whatever happened to furbies? Didnt they used to have the monopoly in the electronic family member business?

I was digging around through my old animations and I found my first fight scene!! In case you are wondering, at the beggining the man on the left does choke the man on the right with his own tongue. It should take about a minute to load on a 56k, it is 328 kb.

it can be found here

On the drive up to vacation, I thought to myself ‘Where do jeans come from?’ I instantly thought of the obvious answer and waited all weekend to come back and make this shirt. So without further adue, here it is, a shirt.

(the blue is supposed to be jean fabric, that needs some work)

Then, as soon as I got started on that shirt, I thought of this one.

I hope that they satisfy the publics thirst for more shirts on zazzle, even though they will probably not be avaliable for a week.

Click on Steve for full wallpaper.