DVD+RWhatthefark?!?!?

I hate DVD+RW.

I’ll agree it’s a appealing concept: burn 4.2 GB on a single disc. With ease.

Don’t even ask me about making backups of DVD movies. That’s a whole ‘nother story. I just wanted to back up data. Innocent data. 0′s and 1′s. Data that happened to be the sum of everything I had ever done here at WSU. Data that I didn’t have backed up anywhere else. See where this is going?

Maybe it’s just the DVD+RW media I used, made by maxell, and packaged in a pretty pink box missing all but the frickin’ bow. Or maybe it was the actual DVD drive (thanks DELL). Of course being a scientist I won’t rule out human error, but c’mon. I think I’ve come a long way from coasters.

Answer me this then:

1) If said DVD+RW media were truly RW, should it not then be, um, rewritable (RW)? (If Yes, proceed to 2, if no, reboot your head)
2) If a disc were to burn incorrectly (missing files, ect) due to errors in a) media, b) DVD Drive, or c) human negligence and overall incompetence, what is the probability that the disc may be rewritten? (If 100%, proceed to 2, if unsure, sign up for human testing at your local cosmetics research facility)
3) Finally, if an incomplete burning session were to occur, how likely is it that the source files would mysteriously disappear from your computer? (hint: assume no “delete source files after burning” option was selected)

If you answered “bloody damn unlikely”, then I have an unbelievable story for you.

Pardon me while I gut this computer.

Poopie?

Ha Ha! That’s the funniest crap i’ve ever heard. Get it? Crap? Nevermind. But I’m proud anyway.

In case you get caught and need a pick-me-up, or if you’re just needing some inspiration, then check this out. Prepare to feel the groove!

Just a suggestion…

Eric, I ended up slipping a copy of the article under the door of our designated IT specialist. Just to be careful, I wore rubber gloves and a face mask as well. Like a professional…heh heh…ahhhh sheeeeeeeeeeeiiiit. I might have forgot to remove the page header (Eakins – Page 01). I make poopie.

GREat GREasy GREmlins!

How about MLA? Are MLA formatted citations okay?? C’mon, I’d like my thesis to qualify for a MathcaddyÔø? endorsement.

Well, I’m looking forward to taking the GRE tomorrow (eager anticipation I promise), and have been reviewing for it using a supplemental CD I was mailed. I thought I was sitting pretty doing the practice math questions. For example: if a < 0 and b = a^2, is b an odd or even number? (This is mathcaddy, right? Where we talk and laugh about math?)

Then I tried the english section...

Ouch.

OUCH.

Wish I payed more attention in my Latin class.

“I am a fish.”

Oolong!

Everyone, it is my pleasure to introduce you to Oolong, the rabbit that can do “headperformances”, according to his Japanese owner. I don’t know how they come up with this stuff, but I assure you that it is real. I also believe that—I am not making this up–Dave Barry would find this funny as well. Enjoy.