Monthly Archives: February 2003

What should DAN do?

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1. Go to Berkley for my PhD.
2. Go to Georgia Tech. for my PhD.
3. Start work at Lawrence Livermoore National Labs.
4. Learn how to spell Lawrence Livermore National Lab.
5. Start an auction to sell the address to a place where someone may buy an e-book of a dictionary for $50 containing the single word “fool” and be put on a list to not be given something that they really wanted. Huh?
6. Thank Adam for his $4.
7. Join a hippie community, smoke hash, and play Hegemonia while snacking on marshmallows (secretly).

Oh decisions, decisions…

What Would Jesus Drive?

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Apparently, the answer to Ryan’s question is right here.

Although, based on Scripture, Mark 1:34 tells us that Jesus “drove out many demons.” The Bible doesn’t give us very much else to go on, but are we to assume that the Lord’s preference was this car? But this leaves a single question to be answered. What was he driving them out of? Garages weren’t invented yet!

Cheetos???

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Sorry to hear about the DVD Burners. I went to that website, and that sucks. What is really funny (read: sad) is that I checked out that guy’s eBay feedback, and everybody was posting positive feedback that he “delivers what he promised”, even though his ebay item says that if you pay $50, then you WILL receive a DVD writer. Dirty liar. Low standards, just like me.

This is kinda fun if you’re bored. Also, I wonder why nobody was willing to bid on this item on ebay??? And nobody used the “buy it now” price of $500 either??? Weird…